Van Helsing’s Guide to Monsters and Dating

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Meet Jefferson Van Helsing, descendant of the greatest vampire hunter of all time, as he faces horrifying monsters and even more terrifying first dates in Portland, Oregon.

Polite conversation is quite

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  • Author: Crew, Ben
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Page Count: 175
  • Publish Date: September 09 2025
  • ISBN10: 1960988832
  • Language: English
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Meet Jefferson Van Helsing, descendant of the greatest vampire hunter of all time, as he faces horrifying monsters and even more terrifying first dates in Portland, Oregon.

Polite conversation is quite limited when you’re a descendant of the man who hunted Dracula, and it makes going on nice dinner dates damn near impossible. But Jeff, Portland’s local monster hunter, revels in the gore of his not-quite-day job.

In this guidebook, Jeff teaches the reader how to face an encounter with the most evil creatures of darkness, be they an 800-year-old blood-sucking fiend or a finance major who only has “coffee!!!” listed as their interest. He may still be learning the ins and outs of romantic etiquette, but killing monsters is in his blood.

Van Helsing’s Guide to Monsters and Dating is an illustrated monster/dating companion where readers will learn how to identify and fight ghouls, ghosts, vampires and more. In this harrowing debut by Ben Crew, Jeff stumbles into true love, discovers the importance of bro-time, and accidentally triggers a century-old prophecy all in a good-natured attempt to better the world by bettering himself.

Author: Ben Crew
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Clash Books
Published: 09/09/2025
Pages: 175
Weight: 0.54lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.41d
ISBN: 9781960988836
Language: English

Author

Crew, Ben

Binding

ISBN10

1960988832

ISBN13

9781960988836

Page Count

175

Published Date

September 09 2025

Language

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