Anecdotes & Quotations
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By: Tucker Max
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
$18.95PaperbackAdd to cart“My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.” With these words Tucker Max launched a classic humor bestseller that has sold more than two million copies in the US and hundreds of thousands more throug… [more below]
- Author: Max, Tucker
- Binding: Paperback
- Page Count: 368
- Publish Date: September 01 2009
- ISBN10: 0806532254
- Language: English
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By: Engelbreit
Sticker Emporium Mary Engelbreit
$12.99PaperbackAdd to cartUnleash your creativity as you recreate beloved art and quotes from the Mary Engelbreit collection. This adult book book isn’t just about stickers–it’s a meditative experience that offers relaxation,
- Series: Sticker Emporium
- Author: Engelbreit, Mary
- Binding: Paperback
- Page Count: 136
- Publish Date: September 16 2025
- ISBN10: 9798890191700
- Language: English
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By: Brown, Tricia
Sled Dog Wisdom: Humorous and Heartwarming Tales of Alaska’s Mushers, Rev. 2nd Ed
$14.95PaperbackAdd to cartMushers love to share stories of the rare relationships they have with their sled dogs, whether they’re in the dog lot, out training, or competing in sprint, mid-distance, or thousand-mile races. As m… [more below]
- Author: Brown, Tricia
- Binding: Paperback
- Page Count: 102
- Publish Date: February 01 2016
- ISBN10: 1935347527
- Language: English
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By: Cider Mill Press
Fuck Off, I’m Still Coloring: Relax with 50 Defiantly Fun Swear Word Coloring Pages
$11.99PaperbackAdd to cartDon’t stop coloring the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book!
With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whateve… [more below]- Series: Fuck Off I’m Coloring
- Author: Cider Mill Press
- Binding: Paperback
- Page Count: 112
- Publish Date: April 28 2020
- ISBN10: 1604339659
- Language: English
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By: Bryant, Landon
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, Y’All
$13.00HardcoverAdd to cartIt’s Christmas in the South! Viral sensation and TikTok creator Landon Bryant reimagines the classic “The Night Before Christmas” poem with a unique and humorous Southern twist.
Merry Christmas and- Author: Bryant, Landon
- Binding: Hardcover
- Page Count: 64
- Publish Date: September 30 2025
- ISBN10: 9798894141923
- Language: English
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Oasis Talking Shite
$28.00HardcoverAdd to cartA hilarious unofficial tribute to the most opinionated and entertainingly cantankerous band in rock and roll history.
Hello and listen up. In 1994, with the shock of the lightning that was Oasis’s for- Author: Not the Gallagher Brothers
- Binding: Hardcover
- Page Count: 208
- Publish Date: July 29 2025
- ISBN10: 1668200368
- Language: English
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By: Heybridge, Ted
Officially Retired: Hilarious Quips and Quotes for the Newly Retired
$9.99HardcoverRead moreCheers to retirement! Embrace the joy and laughter of your newfound freedom with Officially Retired. This hilarious collection of quotes and quips is the perfect companion for anyone navigating the ad… [more below]
- Author: Heybridge, Ted
- Binding: Hardcover
- Page Count: 160
- Publish Date: July 02 2024
- ISBN10: 1837992126
- Language: English
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By: Pearlman, Robb
I Adulted at Work!: Essential Stickers for Hardworking and Home-Working Grown-Ups
$7.98PaperbackAdd to cartA sequel to the extremely popular I Adulted: Stickers for Grown-Ups, I Adulted at Work! is a whimsically illustrated book containing 250 removable stickers that congratulate supposed grown-ups on a jo… [more below]
- Author: Pearlman, Robb
- Binding: Paperback
- Page Count: 66
- Publish Date: March 11 2025
- ISBN10: 0789345854
- Language: English
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By: Newmark, Amy
Chicken Soup for the Soul: Laughter’s Always the Best Medicine: 101 Feel-Good Stories
$16.99PaperbackAdd to cartStorytelling at its funniest! And a much-needed reminder that no matter what ails you, laughter is ALWAYS the best medicine.
Laugh your way through these feel-good stories that are sure to brighten yo- Author: Newmark, Amy
- Binding: Paperback
- Page Count: 336
- Publish Date: February 18 2025
- ISBN10: 1611591139
- Language: English
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By: Hill, Wayne F.
Shakespeare’s Insults: Educating Your Wit
$19.00PaperbackAdd to cartThe sharpest stings ever to snap from the tip of an English-speaking tongue are here at hand, ready to be directed at the knaves, villains, and coxcombs of the reader’s choice. Culled from 38 plays, h… [more below]
- Author: Hill, Wayne F.
- Binding: Paperback
- Page Count: 336
- Publish Date: October 03 1995
- ISBN10: 0517885395
- Language: English
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By: Engelbreit, Mary
Sticker by Number Mary Engelbreit: Sticker Emporium
$12.99PaperbackAdd to cartDiscover the enchanting world of sticker art with Mary Engelbreit Sticker-by-Number, a unique fusion of paint-by-number and sticker fun. Unleash your creativity as you recreate beloved art and quotes
- Series: Brain Busters
- Author: Engelbreit, Mary
- Binding: Paperback
- Page Count: 80
- Publish Date: December 03 2024
- ISBN10: 9798890190161
- Language: English
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By: Reade, Molly
Ok World, Here I Come!: Inspiring Advice for the Day After Graduation
$10.99PaperbackAdd to cartA collection of over 250 inspiring quotes and advice for graduates as they embark on a new journey, from famous commencement speakers and iconic thinkers.
OK, World, Here I Come! is an invaluable book- Author: Reade, Molly
- Binding: Paperback
- Page Count: 280
- Publish Date: May 06 2025
- ISBN10: 1523531800
- Language: English
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By: Simons, Tom
Tommyinnit’s Guide to Survival
$28.00HardcoverAdd to cartIt’s a cruel, cruel world out there. Trust me, I’ve seen it. You’re pretty much doomed unless you know how to survive. Which you don’t. Which I do. Which is why I have written the ultimate survival gu… [more below]
- Author: Simons, Tom
- Binding: Hardcover
- Page Count: 256
- Publish Date: April 15 2025
- ISBN10: 1529442222
- Language: English
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By: Manguso, Sarah
Questions Without Answers
$24.00HardcoverAdd to cartPondering the questions only kids would think to ask, this hilarious, poignant collection captures the wonder of a child’s imagination, brought to life by beloved New Yorker cartoonist Liana Finck.
“T- Author: Manguso, Sarah
- Binding: Hardcover
- Page Count: 176
- Publish Date: April 29 2025
- ISBN10: 0593733622
- Language: English
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By: DK
Be More Ariana Grande: Fierce Advice on Breaking Free and Being Yourself
$12.99HardcoverAdd to cart“What Would Ariana Do?”
Let the magic of Ariana Grande help you break free and be your best self! This inspirational guide to the pop phenomenon’s way of life shares words of wisdom, wonderful insight- Series: Be More
- Author: DK
- Binding: Hardcover
- Page Count: 64
- Publish Date: April 08 2025
- ISBN10: 0593961609
- Language: English
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By: Caine, Michael
Don’t Look Back, You’ll Trip Over: My Guide to Life
$30.00HardcoverAdd to cartThe Hollywood screen legend brings his wit, insight, entertaining stories and wisdom to answer questions about every aspect of his long life – inspiring us all to Be More Michael Caine.
I’m always as- Author: Caine, Michael
- Binding: Hardcover
- Page Count: 320
- Publish Date: March 25 2025
- ISBN10: 1399739972
- Language: English
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By: Sharaf, Juliana
Anthony Bourdain Unloaded: The Uncommon Wisdom of a Legendary Provocateur
$17.99HardcoverAdd to cartAnthony Bourdain once bragged he could “unload my opinion on anybody at any time.” And that he did. His entire life seemed like a compendium of insightful (sometimes inflammatory) quotes, witty observ
- Author: Sharaf, Juliana
- Binding: Hardcover
- Page Count: 144
- Publish Date: March 11 2025
- ISBN10: 1956403728
- Language: English
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By: Robertson, Si
Si-Cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty’s Favorite Uncle
$15.99PaperbackAdd to cartYou know him from the hit A&E(R) show Duck Dynasty(R)—now you can enjoy Uncle Si’s tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection!
“These hands are so fast, I can get you- Author: Robertson, Si
- Binding: Paperback
- Page Count: 240
- Publish Date: December 16 2014
- ISBN10: 1476745404
- Language: English
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My Toothbrush Smells like Ass!: Outrageous Complaints of Airline Passengers
$20.95PaperbackAdd to cartMany passengers write to an airline after travel to complain of flight delays, cancellations, or rude employees. All of these complaints are legitimate. This is a compilation of emails and letters fro
- Author: Farrell, Francis F.
- Binding: Paperback
- Page Count: 122
- Publish Date: April 05 2023
- ISBN10: 9798887937793
- Language: English
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By: Apatow, Judd
Sicker in the Head: More Conversations about Life and Comedy
$18.99PaperbackRead moreNEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER – An all-new collection of honest, hilarious, and enlightening conversations with some of the most exciting names in comedy–from lifelong comedy nerd Judd Apatow.
“When I ne- Author: Apatow, Judd
- Binding: Paperback
- Page Count: 528
- Publish Date: April 18 2023
- ISBN10: 0525509429
- Language: English


















