We Can’t All Be Rattlesnakes

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Crusher the snake will charm readers in this entertaining, funny novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.

I am a snake.

No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like

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  • Author: Jennings, Patrick
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Page Count: 144
  • Publish Date: October 04 2011
  • ISBN10: 0060821175
  • Language: English
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Crusher the snake will charm readers in this entertaining, funny novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.

I am a snake.

No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I’m a gopher snake.

One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I’m male. I’m not.

He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I’d eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called “Breakfast.” I didn’t lay a coil on it.

Gunnar thinks I’ll be his adoring pet. He’s wrong.

In fact, I am planning my escape. I may take breakfast with me.

Author: Patrick Jennings
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 10/04/2011
Pages: 144
Weight: 0.25lbs
Size: 7.40h x 5.10w x 0.40d
ISBN: 9780060821173
Language: English

Author

Jennings, Patrick

Binding

ISBN10

0060821175

ISBN13

9780060821173

Page Count

144

Published Date

October 04, 2011

Language

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